Just Sammi

aka me

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

likeahyena:

i’m 47594% sure that grandmother is a completely accurate depiction of me in 50 years

that grandma is our spirit animal

weepingdemon:

The fandom’s pre-episode mantra

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bemusedlybespectacled:

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.

epic-lee:

WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

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Anonymous asked: Hey,so what are the surguries from?

The first one, on my head, is from when I was little. I was jumping of the bed, and i fell off and cracked my head (No, i’m being dead serious. I am really that unintelligent.) and a piece of jewelry got stuck in my head. They closed up my wound and didn’t notice the jewelry, so two months later they had to go in and take it out.

The other one, on my tummy, is because I had an ovarian tumor about a year ago, and they had to go in and remove it.