lipsturnedblue:

kisslng:

a-study-in-butts:

kisslng:

girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye

there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more

that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance

genitals making a guest appearance

I tried so hard to keep drunk photos off Facebook. You know what, I don’t even give a shit anymore.

pressing:

Omfg

pressing:

Omfg

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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idfrickleyourfrackle:

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

fantasyfollower:

griffinriffraff:

cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

  • People outside the U.S.: The fuck is going on in America?
  • People inside the U.S.: The fuck is going on here?
bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Stephen Hawking Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Stephen Hawking

Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

hermione:

Orange is the New Black portraits by Geoff Barrenger

pyrexvisean:

police have killed more americans this decade than the iraq war.
if you support the police, you are sympathetic to domestic terrorists.

goldenboydean:

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

I promise to date Mr. Right. And Mr. Right now, and Mr. Wrong and Mr. Charming, and Mr. Respectable, and Mr. Fit, and Mr. Fun. I promise to love myself and keep my heart guarded, but to also feel beautiful and smart. To not get emotionally, physically or spiritually attached to another person unless I am sure about the relationship. I promise to hold no regrets.

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore